"Dogs and Men" ...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
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Both take up too much space on the bed.
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Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
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Both mark their territory
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Neither tells you what's bothering them
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The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
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Neither does any dishes
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Both fart shamelessly
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Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
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Both like dominance games
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Both are suspicious of the postman
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Neither understands what you see in cats
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Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
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Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
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Dogs miss you when you're gone
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Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong
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Dogs admit when they're jealous
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Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
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Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
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You can train a dog
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Dogs are easy to buy for
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The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
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Dogs understand what "no" means.
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Dogs mean it when they kiss you
So in honor of our "dogs" I'm putting a recipe for puppy chow on here today. Hope you like it. It's a great one to let the little ones make.
Puppy Chow
9 cups rice chex cereal or crispix or similar cereal
1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1/4 cup margarine
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
Place the chex cereal in a large bowl. Large enough to have enough room to stir things up. Melt the chocolate chips, margarine, and peanut butter in a microwave safe dish, in the microwave for 1 1/2 minutes, or until smooth and creamy when stirred. Add the vanilla, and stir. Pour over the cereal and stir until the cereal is evenly coated. Put the powdered sugar in a large size plastic bag, add the coated cereal and shake until evenly coated with the powdered sugar. Spread over a sheet of waxed paper until cooled off. Store in an air tight container in the refrigerator.
Have a great day.
Hugs,
2 comments:
I love it!!! thank you!!!
tina
Now in all fairness I have never seen a dog able to fix something that is broken. So that's one for the men!! LOL - Barbara
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