Sunday, November 19, 2006

Dogs!

I got this from this neat little website I found called "Men are Jerks".  LOL Isn't that funny?

"Dogs and Men" ...

How Dogs and Men Are the Same 

  1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

  2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning

  3. Both mark their territory

  4. Neither tells you what's bothering them

  5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

  6. Neither does any dishes

  7. Both fart shamelessly

  8. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

  9. Both like dominance games

  10. Both are suspicious of the postman

  11. Neither understands what you see in cats

  12. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

  1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public

  2. Dogs miss you when you're gone

  3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong

  4. Dogs admit when they're jealous

  5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out

  6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

  7. You can train a dog

  8. Dogs are easy to buy for

  9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).

  10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

  11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you

So in honor of our "dogs" I'm putting a recipe for puppy chow on here today.  Hope you like it.  It's a great one to let the little ones make.

Puppy Chow

9 cups rice chex cereal or crispix or similar cereal
1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1/4 cup margarine
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar

Place the chex cereal in a large bowl. Large enough to have enough room to stir things up. Melt the chocolate chips, margarine, and peanut butter in a microwave safe dish, in the microwave for 1 1/2 minutes, or until smooth and creamy when stirred. Add the vanilla, and stir. Pour over the cereal and stir until the cereal is evenly coated. Put the powdered sugar in a large size plastic bag, add the coated cereal and shake until evenly coated with the powdered sugar. Spread over a sheet of waxed paper until cooled off. Store in an air tight container in the refrigerator.

Have a great day.
Hugs,
Preview

2 comments:

pippa1116 said...

I love it!!! thank you!!!
tina

bhbner2him said...

Now in all fairness I have never seen a dog able to fix something that is broken.  So that's one for the men!! LOL  -  Barbara