Well, sheesh I certainly would have put this on here earlier, but I just got the recipe. Hopefully some of you will have a bit of extra time to try it. Enjoy!
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Quick addition here...my answers to the Friday 5 over at the COURAGE journal.
1) What word irks you every time you hear someone say it?
Axe...but not in the sense of "He used his axe to chop down the tree". No, I hate when I hear people who are too lazy to speak proper English and say things like "He axe me out". It is just like freaking fingers on a chalk board.
I may not speak like an English professor, and I sometimes write in a "redneck" fashion, but when I hear people slaughter the English language it just drives me nuts.
2) What is your favorite word?
Sensual...it sounds just like it means. Senssssuaaal...it's almost like a sigh towards the end.
3) What does it mean?
2 : SENSORY
3 a : devoted to or preoccupied with the senses or appetites b : VOLUPTUOUS c : deficient in moral, spiritual, or intellectual interests : WORLDLY; especially : IRRELIGIOUS
synonym see CARNAL, SENSUOUS
- sen·su·al·i·ty /"sen(t)-sh&-'wa-l&-te/ noun
- sen·su·al·ly /'sen(t)-sh(&-)w&-le, 'sen-sh&-le/ adverb
4) What word do you say far too often?
No... I have a toddler in the house and it is the one word that seems to fly out of my mouth every few minutes.
5) Name three words you think other people overuse:
1. Hey
2. Cool
3. Git-er-done...does that count? I live with a Nascar fan and I think in "Nascar speak" it is considered one word.
1 comment:
Great post! Thanks so much for playing! Please come back and visit again :). I use that same word too frequently as well. AND, with your sensual and my voluptuous, it seems we're filthy people!!!
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