Saturday, December 24, 2005

Best Christmas Cookies Ever Recipe

Well, sheesh I certainly would have put this on here earlier, but I just got the recipe.  Hopefully some of you will have a bit of extra time to try it.  Enjoy!




Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
 1 tsp. baking soda
 1 cup of sugar
 1 tsp. salt
 1 cup of brown sugar
 Lemon juice
 4 large eggs
 1 cup nuts
 2 cups of dried fruit
 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
 bowl, check the Cuervo  again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour  one level cup and  drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of  butter in a large  fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's  best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
 another cup...just in  case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
 to the bowl and chuck  in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit  off floor. Mix on the  turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
 beaterers just pry it loose  with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for  tonsisticity. 
  Next,  sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a  sheet. Check the Jose  Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your  nuts. Add one table.  Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can  find. Greash the  oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
 over. Don't forget to  beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through  the window, finish  the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in  the dishwasher.





Quick addition answers to the Friday 5 over at the COURAGE journal


1) What word irks you every time you hear someone say it?

Axe...but not in the sense of "He used his axe to chop down the tree".  No, I hate when I hear people who are too lazy to speak proper English and say things like "He axe me out".  It is just like freaking fingers on a chalk board. 

I may not speak like an English professor, and I sometimes write in a "redneck" fashion, but when I hear people slaughter the English language it just drives me nuts.

2) What is your favorite word? sounds just like it means.'s almost like a sigh towards the end. 

3) What does it mean?

  • Main Entry: sen·su·al
  • Pronunciation: 'sen(t)-sh(&-)w&l, -sh&l
  • Function: adjective
  • Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin sensualis, from Latin sensus sense
  • 1 : relating to or consisting in the gratification of the senses or the indulgence of appetite : FLESHLY
    2 :
    3 a : devoted to or preoccupied with the senses or appetites b :
    VOLUPTUOUS c : deficient in moral, spiritual, or intellectual interests : WORLDLY; especially : IRRELIGIOUS
    synonym see
    - sen·su·al·i·ty /"sen(t)-sh&-'wa-l&-te/ noun
    - sen·su·al·ly /'sen(t)-sh(&-)w&-le, 'sen-sh&-le/ adverb
  • 4) What word do you say far too often?

    No... I have a toddler in the house and it is the one word that seems to fly out of my mouth every few minutes.

    5) Name three words you think other people overuse:

    1. Hey   

    2. Cool   

    3. Git-er-done...does that count?  I live with a Nascar fan and I think in "Nascar speak" it is considered one word.

    1 comment:

    cdittric77 said...

    Great post! Thanks so much for playing! Please come back and visit again :). I use that same word too frequently as well. AND, with your sensual and my voluptuous, it seems we're filthy people!!!