Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas traditon {{{giggle}}}

Ray's mother sent me this and I thought it was cute and thought I would share it with ya'll.  Although, knowing how forwards go around, I bet alot of you have already seen this one.

Christmas Story for people having a bad day....  

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce  the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the  pressure of being behind schedule.  

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.  

This stressed  Santa even more.  

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were  about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven  knows where.  

More stress.    

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the  toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.  

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a  shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves  had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,  he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of  little pieces all over the kitchen floor.    

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end off  the broom.  

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.  

He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.  

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to  stick it?"  

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.  

Have a wonderful evening!

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